How do you make yourself less of a dweeb and more of a girl that boys meet and are like “damn she’s cool as hell I should take her to a movie and buy her a chicken dinner”?
witness-protection-with-wings:
i’m gonna pop some salt
only got a .45 in my pocket
i-i’m a huntin’, lookin’ for some demons
this is all your fault dad

I saw him today and he was cute and I was awkward. Booooo why can’t I be better at conversation!?
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)


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